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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

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so you say he can dance to anything

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drakefanclub:

this one is actually better

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owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

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*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

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You turn to me and ask, “do you ever think about suicide?” I look away from you and close my eyes, eat the raspberries, to confuse the blood in my mouth.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 20: Poetry Week (via sanholo)
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(Source: frowled)

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elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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